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"If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
  • "If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
  • "If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
  • "If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
  • "If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
  • "If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
  • "If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie
"If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie

"If you're reading this you're too close" Cropped Hoodie

$90.00 CAD

The “If You’re Reading This, You’re Too Close” Hoodie

An understated statement for those who value both personal space and impeccable taste. Crafted from sustainably sourced, heavyweight cotton with a plush brushed interior, this unisex hoodie blends refined comfort with subtle wit.

Minimalist embroidery delivers its message with quiet confidence, while premium construction ensures it drapes as effortlessly as it wears. Style it with tailored trousers, vintage denim, or nothing but your own self-assurance — and always pair it with a respectful distance.

Designed in Vancouver.
Samantha is wearing a size Medium.
The male model is wearing a size XXL.
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Available for pre-order
Pre-orders close February 17
Estimated shipping 4–6 weeks after pre-orders close.
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